MOSTLY WATER AT NORTH COUNTRY FAIR
The troupe will be at North Country Fair again this year, June 22-24. If you haven't
been to this festival yet, you have been missing out. It's a helluva fun time. Come on
out and celebrate music and nature in all its muddy glory!
Click here for more details.
METRO SHORTS FINALE
The Metro Shorts Grand Finale will see one of our great local filmmakers take the
crown and grand prize. Submissions are accepted until May 11 and the big show
will take place at the Garneau Theatre in Edmonton on May 17 at 9PM.
Click here for more details.
NEW VIDS
NEW SKITS!
A Ronnie Jimmie Christmas December 16 & 17!!!!
Check out our new show...
Mostly Water Presents
“A Ronnie Jimmie Christmas”
With guests Peter Brown and The Wheat Pool’s Mike and Robb Angus!
Everybody loves Ronnie Jimmie right? After all he is “The Funniest Man in Canada(trademarked)”.
Join Ronnie Jimmie and special guests CBC Radio’s Peter Brown and double trouble dreamboats
Mike and Rob Angus from the Wheatpool for a cavalcade of cathartic Christmas comedy! Oh sh*t (trademarked)!
Directed by Theatre Network’s own Bradley Moss, “A Ronnie Jimmie Christmas” will bring you a bevy of
old/new skits, songs and videos. Pulling works from past shows with CBC Radio, The Edmonton Fringe
and Ronnie Jimmie’s ‘Double Trouble Tour’, MW has treats for all! Think SNL meets Mr. Show.
Please note, there will be some ‘blue’ humour so parents be warned!
Hiatus and New Videos Online!
Mostly Water is taking a bit of a well-deserved hiatus. That means there is no Mostly Water
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NEW ANIMATION: Starship Captain
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MOSTLY WATER LIVE @ THE ROXY - Last Show of the Season!
ONE NIGHT ONLY! May 21, 2011, 8PM

New sketches and videos!
Saturday, May 21, 8PM Mostly Water Live @ the Roxy!
With guest host STEPHANIE WOLFE
And musical guest ARIANE MAHRYKE LEMIRE


The Roxy Theatre 10708 – 124 Street $21
Buy tickets online or at the door.
NEW VIDEO - OILERS LOST
First vid from our April show:
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MOSTLY WATER LIVE @ THE ROXY - April 2
ONE NIGHT ONLY!

New sketches and videos!
Saturday, April 2, 8PM Mostly Water Live @ the Roxy!

With guest host MARK MEER
And musical guests F&M
The Roxy Theatre 10708 – 124 Street $21
Buy tickets online or at the door.
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GARGAMEL - FEB. 24 - MAR. 5
Runs February 24 to March 5 @ 7:30pm Matinees February 26 & March 5 @ 2:00pm (Dark February 27/28)
General $20 Seniors/Students $15 (Matinees/Tues. March 1st are pay what you can and Friday February 25 and Wed. March 2 are 2 for 1)

After losing his girlfriend in a horrific car crash and sustaining a lingering head injury, David Real is having problems. He is having trouble coping, dealing with fits of anger, and being pushed around by a spectral Louis Riel. So, what do you do when nothing else works and you can’t make sense of why things are the way they are? You fight God.
Written by Trent Wilkie (MWT), directed by Mike Robertson (Highwire Films/Rapid Fire Theatre), videos by Jason Ludwig (MWT) and stage managed by Erin Voaklander. Starring Wilkie, Matt Stanton, Craig Buchert, Joleen Ballendine and Ellen Chorley, Gargamel is the product of an Alberta Foundation for the Arts grant and a love of fictionalizing history. With a cast that has experience performing and writing for CBC Radio, TheatreNetwork, Fringe Festivals all over Canada and countless stages in Edmonton, Gargamel will leave you enlightened, laughing and engaged.
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NEW VIDEO: TLC PROMO
One more skit from our December show:
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NEW VIDEO: NORTH WARS!
Here's another skit from our December show:
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THE IRRELEVANT SHOW - WEB-ONLY EXTRA SKIT!

This
season of the Irrelevant Show on CBC
Radio One is wrapped up, but you can still download the podcasts
from the RSS feed or straight
from iTunes.
Make sure you check out the WEB-ONLY skit we wrote for the
show called
PURIST HUNTING! If you enjoyed this season of The Irrelevant Show, please
take the time to
send CBC a note about the sweetness/awesomability of the show.
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thanks to all who braved the snow-filled streets to come celebrate with us
at the Roxy! Here are
two new skits from the show: And here are some classic
Christmas skits from past shows, newly available online: Merry Christmas and have a great 2011! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A MOSTLY WATER CHRISTMAS: LIVE @ THE ROXY!
Mostly
Water returns with two evenings of brand new, holiday-themed video and stage
sketch comedy! For our
sixth Christmas show, we welcome guest-host Chris Craddock and musical
guests Robb and Mike Angus from
The Wheat Pool. Tickets
for this year's fun-fest can be purchased at the door, or online at
www.theatrenetwork.ca -
Purchase Tickets! Directed
by Bradley Moss
Guaranteed to be a brilliant evening! Come out and celebrate with us! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW ANIMATION - F&M VIDEO Here's
an animation we created for the
F&M CD Release:
Sincerely, F&M. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE IRRELEVANT SHOW!
The new
season of the Irrelevant Show is on the air, Saturdays at 11:30AM on
CBC
Radio One! And it's
FINALLY available in podcast form! You can
download podcasts in
RSS form or straight
from iTunes. Also, if
you're in the Edmonton area, tickets for the LIVE TAPING of the show are on
sale for
Oct 14 and
Oct 22. And
finally, good luck to the Irrelevant Show crew as they vie for their second
Canadian Comedy Award on Oct 18! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- METRO SHORTS - ROUND ONE!
OCTOBER 9, 2010 - 9 PM - Metro Cinema - 9828-101A Ave Back for
its third full season, Metro Shorts is now accepting submissions for the
screenings of its 2010-2011 Season, which take place on October 9, December
4, February 12, March 19, and May 7. Edmonton’s Mostly Water hosts Metro Shorts, an adjudicated short film event
that gives local filmmakers an opportunity to compete for the approval of
the audience, the judges, and a cash prize. Produced my Metro Cinema, the
first event will take place on Saturday October 9 at 9 PM in The Rice
Theatre - main floor of the Citadel Theatre Complex (9828-101A Avenue). Mostly Water Presents: 15 Minutes HELD OVER @ the Roxy Theatre! Sept 25, 8PM. Here's what the critics are saying:
FIVE STARS in the Edmonton SUN ***** (click to read)
FOUR STARS in the Edmonton Journal **** (click to read)
FOUR STARS in SEE Magazine! **** (click to read)
FOUR STARS in VUE Weekly! **** (click to read)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mostly Water Live at the Roxy! May 22! LAST SHOW OF THE SEASON! Buy Tickets Online or at the door. Mostly Water will take over the Roxy stage for one more variety show! If you haven't joined us yet, come on out to the last one of the season! We tell jokes. We have fun. We play Plunko. We play Name That 80s Sitcom. We show brand new videos. Our audiences have a great time. And our guests kick ass! Past guests include NDP MP Linda Duncan, Mayor of Edmonton Stephen Mandel, Former MP Michael Phair, CBC's Peter Brown, Playwright Chris Craddock, DEDfest's Derek Clayton, The Wheatpool, The Be Arthurs and The James Murdoch Band. Entertainment abounds! Mixing live stage performance with video shorts, MWT produces a game/talk show unlike anything you have seen before. These Edmonton-based performers could very well become your new best buddies to hang out with on a Saturday night. May 22 - 8PM Tickets: $22.75 The Roxy Theatre 10708 124 Street Starring: Sam Varteniuk, Trent Wilkie, Craig Buchert, Jason Ludwig, and Matt Stanton “…one of Edmonton's most talented and accomplished comedy troupes." -Todd Babiak, Edmonton Journal The final installment of Metro Shorts will see eight filmmakers pit their five-minute shorts against each other, vying for the ultimate prize: two round-trip tickets to anywhere WestJet flies. Will animator and frontrunner Riley Beach walk away with the loot? Will the hilarious Highwire Films stage a come-from-behind upset? Or will the alluring and seductive James Cadden present a technical masterpiece of Avatar-esque proportions, nabbing the top spot in a thrilling coup? WestJet representatives will be on hand to award the coveted tickets as audiences and celebrity judges decide the fate of Edmonton's up-and-coming filmmakers in this heart-stopping finale!
Saturday, 15 May 2010 at 21:00 Zeidler Hall, Main Floor Citadel Theatre, 9828 101A Ave

Written
and performed by:
Craig Buchert
Chris Craddock
Elizabeth Ludwig
Jason Ludwig
Matt Stanton
Trent Wilkie

Some videos from our last season by James Cadden,
Highwire Films, and Riley Beach.
All filmmakers whose films are selected for inclusion will receive $50
CARFAC screening fees, with a $100 cash prize which will be given to the
winner of each event. There will be 5 events in all between October and May;
upon the final evening, a season champion will be declared who will receive
a grand prize.
Anyone may submit any number of short works (maximum 5 minutes). Shorts must
not contain copyright violations (so make your own music, etc) and must be 5 minutes or less. Submit your
shorts to Metro Digital Shorts, 6-32 Stanley Milner Library, 7 Sir Winston
Churchill Square, Edmonton, AB T5J 2V5 by Thursday October 1. Please submit
your entries on a MiniDV tape or an uncompressed Quicktime.mov file on a
DVD. All legal rights to your material remain with you.
For more information please contact Sam Varteniuk at (780) 686-5960 or
samvarteniuk@hotmail.com.
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Buy advance tickets online
"exceptionally
uproarious"
"15 Minutes is the funniest thing I saw this year."
"this is satire with gravitas and smarts. And it's a riot."
"side-splitting"
"had the audience rolling with laughter."
"the comedy is ripe and the story comes together in a tidy,
satisfying way."
Mostly Water (Craig Buchert, Jason Ludwig, Matt Stanton, Sam Varteniuk,
and Trent Wilkie) is joined by a talented group of local performers
(Dana Andersen, Peter Brown, Dave Clarke, Chris Craddock,
Jeff Haslam, Mark Meer, Davina Stewart, Dale and Syrell Wilson) who make
cameo video appearances in a hilarious meditation on one man’s 15
Minutes of fame.
This one-act play with sketch-like elements is the latest offering from
Mostly Water, a sketch comedy group that has been writing and performing
in Edmonton for five years. When they aren’t writing for CBC Radio’s The
Irrelevant Show, MW hosts Metro Shorts (an adjudicated short film
competition sponsored by Metro Cinema) as well as Mostly Water Live @
the Roxy (part of Theatre Network’s Performance Series). Past Fringe
hits include 1UP, How to Not Suck, Whoa Whoa Whoa, and Wetware, as well
as I’m Sticking With Kiefer, part of the 2007-8 Indie5 Season.
Tickets
are $21 and can be purchased at the door (the Roxy Theatre - 10708 124
Street, Edmonton) or $22.75 in advance by visiting
tixonthesquare. For show details or to arrange an
interview contact Sam Varteniuk at (780) 686-5960.
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Metro Digital Shorts - SEASON 3 FINALE! May 15!
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